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Look Man, I've had it with the measuring. Yeah Man, I mean you. The Man. The one who's always getting everyone down. I don't know who you are exactly, but I know you're the one who invented the pedometer and made the heart rate monitor portable, and that you're the same Man, man, who's following me around [...]

I've been asked to describe "where I see myself in 3 years time." I'm pleading the fifth. (or whatever the heck our Canadian variation on the same concept is numbered here. You know what I mean. [smug canadians, feel free to fill me in.]) A) I just finished one ajor project. Don't I deserve some time [...]

So I replaced y keyboard. Now the "m" sticks instead of the spacebar. You'd be surprised how many words have an "m" in them. Like y name, for exaple.

I wore out my keyboard typing novel re-writes! My spacebar is toast! Now I don't have to worry about cleaning this keyboard (Got a good look at what was under the spacebar. Ew.), and I get to go to Active Surplus tomorrow on my way into "work"*. *Irene, if you're reading this, I took all your stories [...]

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